Embedded Files
In which the crew of the USS Psycho encounter diverse aliens, nearly start a war or two, and, somewhat inevitably, travel back in time and have a holodeck malfunction.
A garbled message from Starfleet causes chaos on the Psycho.
‘…At that point, Counsellor Stark said, “Um, I don’t want to worry anybody, but, where are we going?”…’
The Psycho hosts a Christmas party for a group of disadvantaged children.
‘…”Captain’s Personal Log. I HATE BLUIDY KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!! End log entry.”…’
3. The End is the Beginning is the Beginning is the End…
The crew of the Psycho are involved in proving a scientist’s theories about time, with disasterous results.
‘…”You didn’t think we wouldn’t notice, did you? The Republic of Great Britain ring any bells?”…’
An uneventful mission is disturbed when routine maintainance is carried out on Mr Bleep.
‘…Barfoot watched with interest as the unfortunate crewman bounced off the warp core and landed across the safety rail….’
Q’s son arrives aboard the Psycho for ‘work’ experience.
‘…”Please, Olding, Just do this for me. Picard’s already sent me packing and Janeway won’t return my calls.”…’
A diplomatic mission goes awry when Barfoot negotiates.
‘…”Still hell bent on wreaking peace, Mr Barfoot?”…’
The truth about Dr Jackson’s past is revealed.
‘…”Whee! Bang! Mortars! Dakka dakka dakka dakka…” The Counsellor enthusiastically swept a load of plastic soldiers off her desk…’
8. The Good, the PADD and the Ugly
As the Psycho crew deal with the events of Tangled Web, Commander Wall tracks down a saboteur.
‘…it looked more like a llama holding a shotgun blasting at a herd of stampeding wildebeest…’
9. Between an Asteroid and a Hard Place
With the security of the Federation at stake, events rush to an exciting climax aboard Memory Alpha.
‘…Stark turned to von Falken. “Erm, what do you need?” “Ze complete obedience and unquestioning loyalty of your entire engineering staff!”…’
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