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The Academy Years
In which the Starfleet cadets later to become the crew of the USS Psycho encounter diverse senior officers, aliens, and sundry others, and learn how to be Starfleet officers. Badly.
- Birth of a Partnership
Wall and Damerell meet, and celebrate by getting in deep trouble.
'...Damerell glanced around desperately. Everyone else was trying to slide nonchalantly away from him, as if he was standing on high-explosive and didn't know it...'
- Playing the Game
Wall accidentally cheats at his exams, and the two of them get another cadet arrested for deliberately cheating. Double-standards, anyone?
'...He sat there for a few moments, savagely cursing Starfleet's lack of foresightedness in not placing crashmats on the floor of every cadet dormitory...'
- Another Year, Another Exam
Wall persuades Damerell to cheat at his exams before destroying Starfleet property as part of his.
'..."Okay, let's get those boots off... ah, yes, that's it! The miracle of toes..."...'
- Welcome to Real Life
Wall and Damerell's cadet cruise under a certain senior officer goes horribly wrong. What did you expect?
'..."Good grief! It's worse than your lunch!"...'
- A stroll in the country
Hill samples the outdoor life, and finds it doesn't agree with him. He then meets Graham, and finds that agrees with him even less.
'...Hill abruptly dumped all his enlightened twenty-third century preconceptions and decided he'd been paired with a freak...'
- The art of turbolift maintenance
Hill discovers new talents when he is trapped in a lift with a decidedly unVulcan Graham undergoing Ponn Farr.
'...Every so often I need to either mate with something, or torture it for a few hours...'
- Theoretically, this ought to work...
Graham's compassion for his fellow man is shown to be sorely lacking during an exercise.
'..."The entire ship will be annihilated. To think of all that technology, immolated in one hideous instant!!! Oh, woe is me..."...'
- The devil is in the detail
Graham has concerns that his Graduation ceremony will be spoilt by Hill. Hill, however, has other things on his mind.
'...As he sang, he pirouetted past the Commander and down the corridor...'
- The unkindest cut of all
Jackson is court-martialled for attempted murder and picks Stark to be his defense counsel. Some might say these are not the actions of a sane mind.
'...Jackson, who knew he was late, decided not to worry about it, and began to frenziedly cut the body's right leg off...'
- New Life, New Civilisations, and an Iceberg Lettuce...
Jackson's attempts at cleaning Stark's kitchen create a rift in the space-time continuum.
'...As the omelette passed Jackson, his eyes bulged and he cried, "This is your idea of a rescue?"...'
- Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner and a Late Snack at Tiffany's
Events take an unexpected turn when Stark cooks for a host of Starfleet VIPs.
'...Stark stepped over Jackson's comatose body and brought the tureen up to cover his face...'
- Stepping up to the (Hot) Plate
Status: In Production
Release Date: TBA
Part 4: North and South
- A Character Building Experience
Status: In Production
Release Date: TBA
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