function random_text()
{};

function guest_star()
{
var j = 0;
random_text[j++] = new Array('The ', 'Pope');
random_text[j++] = new Array('Terry ', 'Pratchett');
random_text[j++] = new Array('Ma ', 'Grandmere ', 'Est ', 'En ', 'Flambe');
random_text[j++] = new Array('Arthur ', 'C. ', 'Clarke');
random_text[j++] = new Array('The ', 'Voice ', 'Of ', 'James ', 'Earl ', 'Jones');
random_text[j++] = new Array('J. ', 'Michael ', 'Straczynski');
random_text[j++] = new Array('Isaac ', 'Asimov');
random_text[j++] = new Array('Mustrum ', 'Ridcully');
random_text[j++] = new Array('Alcatraz');
random_text[j++] = new Array('Me');
random_text[j++] = new Array('Bob ', 'The ', 'Killer ', 'Goldfish');
random_text[j++] = new Array('Professor ', 'Monkey-', 'For-', 'A-', 'Head');
random_text[j++] = new Array('Bill ', 'Door');
random_text[j++] = new Array('Terence ', 'Anthony');
random_text[j++] = new Array('Rameses ', 'I', 'I');
random_text[j++] = new Array('Tutankhamun');
random_text[j++] = new Array('Milton ', 'Keynes');
random_text[j++] = new Array('Perdita ', 'X. ', 'Nitt');
random_text[j++] = new Array('Don ', 'McLean');
random_text[j++] = new Array('Pinky ', '& ', 'The ', 'Brain');
random_text[j++] = new Array('Wakko, ', 'Yakko ', '& ', 'Dot');
random_text[j++] = new Array('Marvin ', 'The ', 'Martian');
random_text[j++] = new Array('The ', 'Prince ', 'Of ', 'Darkness');
random_text[j++] = new Array('Ponder ', 'Stibbons');
random_text[j++] = new Array('Kenny');
random_text[j++] = new Array('You');
random_text[j++] = new Array('Eric ', 'Morecambe ', '& ', 'Ernie ', 'Wise');
random_text[j++] = new Array('Luciano ', 'Pavarotti');
random_text[j++] = new Array('Area ', '5', '1');
random_text[j++] = new Array('Belgium');
random_text[j++] = new Array('K-', '9, ', 'Ace ', '& ', 'Her ', 'Cans ', 'Of ', 'Nitro-', '9');
random_text[j++] = new Array('J. ', 'R. ', 'R. ', 'Tolkien');
random_text[j++] = new Array('Gandalf ', 'The ', 'Wizard');
random_text[j++] = new Array("Batman's ", "Suit");
random_text[j++] = new Array('British ', 'Union of ', 'Girl ', 'Guides ', 'Endorsed ', 'Rugby');
random_text[j++] = new Array('Jaws ', 'I', 'I');
random_text[j++] = new Array('Wyle ', 'E. ', 'Coyote');
random_text[j++] = new Array('Road ', 'Runner');
random_text[j++] = new Array('Taz');
random_text[j++] = new Array('Albuquerque ', '& ', 'That ', 'Missed ', 'Left ', 'Turn');
random_text[j++] = new Array('An ', 'Eludium ', 'Q ', '3', '6 ', 'Explosive ', 'Space ', 'Modulator');
random_text[j++] = new Array('Duck ', 'Dodgers ', 'In ', 'The ', '2', '4th-and-a-half ', 'Century');
random_text[j++] = new Array('An ', 'Earth-', 'Shattering ', 'Kaboom');
random_text[j++] = new Array('Optimus ', 'Prime ', '& ', 'The ', 'Autobots');
random_text[j++] = new Array('Zebedee, ', 'Dougal ', '& ', 'Their ', 'Magic ', 'Roundabout');
random_text[j++] = new Array('Dr. ', 'Evil');
random_text[j++] = new Array('Miss ', 'Moneypenny');
random_text[j++] = new Array('Megatron ', '& ', 'The ', 'Decepticons');
random_text[j++] = new Array('K. ', 'I. ', 'T. ', 'T');
random_text[j++] = new Array('Thunderbird ', '2');

var random_number = Math.floor(Math.random() * j);
return(output_name(random_text[random_number]));
}

function output_name(position)
{
  output = "";
  font_open = "<FONT SIZE=+2>";
  font_close = "</FONT>";
  for(i = 0 ; i <= (position.length-1) ; i++)
  {
    output += font_open;
    output += position[i].charAt(0);
    output += font_close;
    output += position[i].substr(1, (position[i].length-1));
  }
  return(output);
}