ST:Psycho - Credits

First Unit (The Stories)
Author [email]	-	Charlie Wall
2nd Author	-	Philip Damerell

Second Unit (The Web Site)
Design, Code & Graphics [email]	-	Richard Hill,
		Philip Damerell

Cast

USS Psycho

Captain Olding	-	Christopher Olding
Commander Hill	-	Richard Hill
Commander Graham	-	Chris Graham
Commander Stark	-	Matthew Stark
Counsellor Hill	-	Debbie Hill
Lieutenant-Commander Damerell	-	Philip Damerell
Lieutenant-Commander Wall	-	Gavin Wall
Lieutenant Jackson	-	Daniel Jackson
Mr Bleep	-	Robert Llewelyn
Lieutenant Barfoot	-	Peter Barfoot
Lieutenant Duffy	-	John Duffy
Lieutenant Valerie	-	Kim Cattrall
Lieutenant j.g. Bell	-	Andrew Bell
Ensign Ingram	-	David Ingram
Ensign Oakley	-	Jack Oakley
Cornish Ensign	-	Jethro Tull
Chief Earley	-	Dean Earley
Yeoman Berk	-	Chris Barrie
Yeoman Sammy	-	Craig Charles
Fred	-	John Wayne
Delia	-	Kelly Brook
EMH Program	-	Daniel Jackson
Deck Officer Payne	-	Richard Payne

Starfleet

Admiral Cooper	-	Mark Cooper
Admiral Hill	-	John Hill
Admiral Dillard	-	Bryn Dillard
Admiral Kowalewski	-	Ludwig Kowalewski
Admiral Forster	-	Malcolm Forster
Admiral Spencer	-	David Spencer
Admiral Sowerby	-	John Sowerby
Admiral Lofty	-	Evelyn Lofty
Admiral Brennan	-	Ted Brennan
Admiral Shiner	-	Jonathan Shiner
Admiral Brisland	-	Martin Brisland
Admiral Davies	-	James Davies
Admiral Kirk	-	William Shatner

Captain Carter	-	Stanley Carter
Captain Tomkinson	-	Sandra Tomkinson
Captain Bjorn Steelhelmet	-	Bruce Willis
Captain Of The Bluebottle	-	Peter Sellers
Captain H.E.M. Maroid	-	Rowan Atkinson
Captain John Hairyman	-	Matthew Broderick
Commander Eggby	-	Gail Porter
Cmdr Montgomery Scott	-	James Doohan
Cmdr Natalia Ivanishkova	-	Claudia Christian
Cmdr Ivanishkova's husband	-	Arnold Schwarzenegger
Enterprise Security Guard	-	Wolf
Cadet Norbert	-	Ryan Phillippe
Computer Voice	-	Majel Barret-Roddenberry

The Cholmondely-Smythe Dynasty

Captain Cholmondely-Smythe (Part 2)	-	Jeremy Irons
Ensign Cholmondely-Smythe (Parts 5 & 7)	-	Joseph Fiennes
Captain Cholmondely-Smythe (Part 7)	-	David Hyde Pierce
Ensign Cholmondely-Smythe (Part 11)	-	Ioan Gruffudd
Mr Cholmondely-Smythe (Part 4)	-	Roger Moore

"There's no such thing as Star Trek fan fiction. Good thing there isn't. If there was, I might have to do something about it. :-)"
- John Ordover on ST fanfic

Humans

President Tracey	-	Peter Tracey
Lily Sloan	-	Alfre Woodard
Zefram Cochrane	-	James Cromwell
Wilhelmina Gates MCMXXI	-	Gwyneth Paltrow
Herbert Gates	-	Macauley Culkin
Philip Walsh	-	Philip Walsh
Mr Jackson	-	Lawrence Jackson
20th Century Teacher	-	Pat McCarthy
Sonia Hebblethwaite	-	Julia Sawalha
Damerell's interviewers	-	Pierce Brosnan,
(Part 4)		Timothy Dalton

Queen Elizabeth II	-	Elizabeth Windsor
Nathaniel Hill	-	Billy Graham
H.F Mudd Junior	-	Roger C. Carmel
Marquis Leader	-	Mel Gibson
Percival Ponsonby-Warner	-	Scott Chisholm
Dulmer	-	Jack Blessing
Lucsly	-	James W. Jansen
Dr Alfred Tyler	-	Kelsey Grammer
Gene Roddenberry	-	Gene Roddenberry
William Shatner	-	William Shatner

Aliens

God	-	James Mason
Borg Queen	-	Alice Krige
Kaiser	-	Dame Judi Dench
Klingon Commander (Part 3)	-	Christopher Lloyd
Klingon Helmsman (Part 3)	-	Michael J. Fox
Klingon Rura Penthe Cmdr	-	Geoffrey Palmer
Chancellor Gorkoff	-	Sean Connery
General Krudd	-	George Wendt
General Ching	-	Meat Loaf
Colonel Woggle	-	Michael Dorn
Captain Kleft	-	Paul Gross
Brigadier Kurly	-	Jean-Claude Van Damme
Marlene	-	Iman
Toblerone Sonar	-	Mark Hamill
Lurcher	-	Dawn French
Bernadette	-	Jennifer Saunders

Gul Ebil	-	John Cleese
Q	-	John De Lancie
Dubris Doofah	-	Michael Palin
Linctus of Borg	-	Christopher Olding
The Caretaker	-	Christopher Graham
Marge Kollandah	-	Willem Dafoe
Doctor Dugroz	-	George Clooney
Doctor Joncartah	-	Noah Wyle
Buzz Damerell	-	Philip Damerell
Gul Olding	-	Christopher Olding
Glinn Hill	-	Richard Hill
Cardassian Pilot Wall	-	Gavin Wall
Chuckles Stark	-	Matthew Stark
Faithful Lieutenant Duffy	-	John Duffy
1st Vulcan on Earth	-	Jack Dee

With grateful thanks to:

36 million frogs
The Rhubarb & Custard Appreciation Society
The People of Llanddewi Velfrey, Wales

Planets, Starships, Stations, Shuttles and People were harmed and/or blown up during the making of this production, but it was all in the name of Comedy, so we don't care.

Based on Star Trek created by Gene Roddenberry.

Filmed on location in one of those British Quarries^tm.

Quick, run, run!! It's the clergy!!

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