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Ranks subject to change. If you do not keep up with repayments, your starship is at risk.
Before anyone points out that there seems to be more than one person doing one job and no-one doing others, just remember this is a story that spans nearly one hundred years. In that amount of time, even this lot are going to get a premotion or two. Maybe.
Beginning extract from Starfleet personnel files....
Before anyone points out that there seems to be more than one person doing one job and no-one doing others, just remember this is a story that spans nearly one hundred years. In that amount of time, even this lot are going to get a premotion or two. Maybe.
Beginning extract from Starfleet personnel files....
| Name: | Olding, CJT | Rank: | Captain |
| Serial Number: | 217-5840-Q | Current Posting: |
CO, USS PSYCHO |
| Comments: | You have to feel sorry for this guy really. I mean, he's not such a bad sort. He can get a bit moody and maybe his sense of humour isn't the greatest but he doesn't deserve this lot. | ||
| Name: | Hill, RG | Rank: | Commander |
| Serial Number: | 991-6377-S | Current Posting: |
XO, USS PSYCHO |
| Comments: | This man has left a trail of broken computers a mile wide in his wake. Although good at dismantling them, he doesn't seem too fond of putting the damn things back together. I pity the Psycho's computer core. | ||
| Name: | Hill, DL | Rank: | Lieutenant-Commander |
| Serial Number: | 397-4425-B | Current Posting: |
Ship's Counsellor, USS PSYCHO |
| Comments: | Not what you might call the 'touchy-feely' type. I hear from Counsellor Troi on the Enterprise that Hill holds the Academy record for reducing a patient to tears in the quickest time possible. | ||
| Name: | Damerell, P | Rank: | Lieutenant-Commander |
| Serial Number: | 565-3215-H | Current Posting: |
Navigator, USS PSYCHO |
| Comments: | A loose formation of nerves, neuroses and non-existent navigational skills that pass for a Starfleet officer. Damerell displays all the aptitude for his job that one might reasonably expect from a stuffed aardvark. | ||
| Name: | Wall, GC | Rank: | Lieutenant-Commander |
| Serial Number: | 130-8990-P | Current Posting: |
Helmsman, USS PSYCHO |
| Comments: | How in God's name did he get this job?! He is quite easily the worst pilot in Starfleet history, but don't tell him that. | ||
| Name: | Stark, M | Rank: | Commander |
| Serial Number: | 915-3305-L | Current Posting: |
Chief Engineer, USS PSYCHO |
| Comments: | One of the more amusing bureaucratic mistakes to occur in recent years. Stark is by training a Chef and a good one at that. Whether this translates into engineering skills is another question. | ||
| Name: | Graham, CA | Rank: | Commander |
| Serial Number: | 809-6539-Y | Current Posting: |
Former Chief Engineer, USS PSYCHO. Currently MIA, presumed KIA. |
| Comments: | This man is the Psycho. Not the starship, obviously. But he is dangerously unstable. Never before has the cliché 'Mad, bad, and dangerous to know' been more accurately applied. | ||
| Name: | Jackson, DJB | Rank: | Lieutenant |
| Serial Number: | 449-4087-R | Current Posting: |
CMO, USS PSYCHO |
| Comments: | Did not actually complete his academy course as he was diverted away from medical school after week 3 and basic amputation lessons.What he did in the meantime is a mystery but somehow he achieved the post of Chief Medical Officer. Hope I never get sick when he's around. | ||
| Name: | Bleep | Rank: | N/A |
| Serial Number: | TXA66240-1G4/82916087-G20 | Current Posting: |
Communication Officer, USS PSYCHO |
| Comments: | Hyper efficient prototype android. Bleep is the most successfull example of Starfleet's artificial life-form project. So why did he get sent to the Psycho?! | ||